Real Weird Blog
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You're Not Going Anywhere Near my Face with That!



 So I am not quite sure where I want to go with this blog just yet. I don't know if I want to be a mom blogger who says words like fuck and somehow expects companies to throw free shit at me so I can give a super awesome review of it or if I want to post all of the really weird things that are real or if I want to pretend I am an awesome writer/crafter/organizer/couponer or whatever else so that people will flock to my blog in awe. In the meantime you(if there is anyone actually reading this regularly, ha) will get a random mix of everything I feel like sharing.

Today that involves these weird ass massage glasses. There is no way in hell** I would ever wear anything like this. Giant plastic rods pointing directly near my eyeballs? Also, why does this next photo involve a child? What purpose would a child have for such a torture device? Now if for some reason you are actually interested in purchasing these things they can be found over here and they only cost $14.05.


**Did I mention how I still use words/phrases like "no way in hell", "I swear to god", "OMG" and many more? I don't know, I still find these phrases useful. Maybe this should have been one of my new years resolutions? I mean you will NEVER catch me saying, "god bless you"...



3 comments :

  1. 'OMG' your hilarious, I know this is going to be one of my favorite blogs!!! I have a thing about eyeballs-they creep me out and that device is the dumbest/horrible thing I've seen in awhile, I wonder how many they've sold?! As far as what to do on your blog-I say swear like a drunken sailor (stupid saying) and get free shit at the same time.

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    1. Thank you! I think I have made my decision! Stay tuned for that post. Thanks for stopping by. :)

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  2. Wow, yeah those glasses, no bueno.... Not coming near my face. And yeah, OMG is a deff one, but you can mean GOSH and what not. o_O Or I can just come throw Holy Water on you and choke you with my rosary. Which ever makes me feel better.....

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