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Elf on the Shelf Non-Religious Option?


Sorry this one is a bit late. I had been too lazy to take a picture for this post.

Being an Atheist, it is important for me not to include anything about Jesus in our Holiday celebrations. She is much to young to be able to understand that type of information. Because of this I normally pre-read any holiday books before choosing them to read to our 2 year old. Unfortunately, I did not do this with the Elf on the Shelf book. On page one page there was a line that read "I won't get to tell him that you've said your prayers". We decided to take that part out and change the words to "I won't get to tell him that you've said your pleases and thank yous". As you can see I used my new label maker to make it appear seamless. ;)


Another thing I didn't really like about the book was that the elf seems like a tattle tale. We chose to have our elf be more of a sneaky jokester, similar to a leprechaun. Hopefully by next year I can find a better book to introduce Sparkly!

What do you like or don't like about the Elf on the Shelf? Have any great Elf on the Shelf activities to share? Put it all in the comments!


1st Giveaway EVER! (EdenFantasys)


UPDATE: Over now folks!
I am so excited to be hosting my very FIRST giveaway and with Valentine's Day just around the corner I am so glad that the giveaway is for EdenFantasys!


A few months ago I placed an order on EdenFantasys and purchased these fortune cookies (now discontinued). My family loves to go to any one of the various Asian buffets in our area and we love to play jokes on each other. My brother in law is also super gullible, so this was a prank waiting to happen! At some point while he was out grabbing a plate I alerted his wife that I had some naughty fortune cookies and that I wanted her to play along. She was all for it! I placed the cookies on the table and encouraged my brother in law to eat them right away. He opened one and read it. It said something like, "You will get lucky tonight". His jaw dropped. They have a thing where they put weird or funny fortunes on Facebook and he said immediately that this one was going on Facebook. We opened a few more and all had a laugh. It was even more funny when we told him that they were "fake" and I had brought them in with us.

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Not only does EdenFantasys have cute party items but they also have everything you could ever possibly need to make Valentine's night and every night extra special. EdenFantasys makes it amazingly easy to find the right products by offering some pretty neat features.

They offer an option for you to view the actual size of the item on your computer screen. All you do is get a credit card or a $20, match the size of the card or $20 with the on screen slider and then your item is viewable in actual size. How cool is that?! This works for most of the products on the site. Now you can see how big that sex toy will be or even the actual size of the candles, lotions and other products. It really helps to have a visual of what you are purchasing. I wish all sites would have a feature like this. :)

Another one of my favorite things about EdenFantasys is that every single product has a ton of reviews! It is so helpful to have quality reviews of each product. EdenFatasys has really put together a quality site offering a wide range of adult products

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No Taco Bell!



Really Taco Bell? I think this is a bit bold. How weird is it to get this on the damn taco sauce? 


What's got me Raging this Week?


As Xmas passes by, I can't help but think of the recent tragedy at Sandy Hook Elementary School. I am truly saddened by this and like most of us, the what if's have crossed through my mind. What would I have done in this situation? What should anyone do in this situation? I am working on a teaching degree and hope to take on a teaching role in the future and I think that adds to my strong feelings on the situation.

I came across this article and I'm not so sure I completely agree with it. In the beginning he talks about tripping the fire alarm or turning the lights out to slow down or stop an attacker. These ideas seem ok at first thought, but tripping the fire alarm would cause everyone to leave the building and be in plain site of an attacker. Not so sure about that one. Turning out the lights might not be that bad though. It is likely that the attacker will not be as experienced in the building as the school personnel, which he does mention. Setting off the sprinkler system would certainly be annoying but would it stop an attacker?

The next part is where he completely looses me. He basically is saying that teachers should be required to directly interfere with an attacking criminal by using a trash can, a stapler, maybe even a gun, or a fire extinguisher  At one point even says that if this system were in place and you didn't want to participate then you shouldn't be a teacher. I think we can all agree that most teachers are women and most are not aggressive or confrontational. Requiring teachers to interfere, would most likely be more dangerous. The way the article is worded makes me think about how a doctor is required to help a dying person. A doctor however would go through YEARS of training to save peoples lives. So sure if I were a doctor and I saw someone dying I wouldn't mind running over to help. A teacher goes through years of training to teach. Yes, that does include fire safety and other forms of safety but requiring them to obstruct a situation like this is not the same thing. By all means if you want to step in and if you feel it will not make the situation worse, then go for it!

So what should we do? If sitting in a corner is not helping, then it is time to find a better answer. I know having an actual police officer in every school could get pricey and they are probably better put to use elsewhere but what about a security guard? They serve a similar function and would be there if ever needed in a more serious situation. How about giving all teachers tasers or pepper spray? You could attack the attacker with those types of things before they even realized it.

I guess the point that I am making and that the author of the article is making is that the current system doesn't quite work. We need to have a better system and more training in place in hopes of saving as many of these precious lives as possible.